i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

(Source: largeloka, via gnarly)

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via kianlawley)

humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

(via kianlawley)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via blanclabel)

"Be careful who you vent to."
Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via
corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana, via misjudgments)

Rest of the family: We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
Me: *breaks out into song*
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